the ponds fell and sherlock jumped...

Apr 24
Apr 24
Apr 24

Harry Potter Objects

Apr 23
-brutalitoast-:

The script next to The Script

(Hey look a picture of me on Jenns blog)

-brutalitoast-:

The script next to The Script

(Hey look a picture of me on Jenns blog)

Apr 23

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
Apr 23
nudityandnerdery:

accio-percabeth:

GUYS THEY HAVE LITTLE CHAIRS WITH THEIR NAMES ON THEM

Let’s discuss how Robert Downey Jr’s chair is half as tall as anyone else’s.

nudityandnerdery:

accio-percabeth:

GUYS THEY HAVE LITTLE CHAIRS WITH THEIR NAMES ON THEM

Let’s discuss how Robert Downey Jr’s chair is half as tall as anyone else’s.

Apr 23

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Apr 23
bandskilledthefangirl:

I’m uh… I’m doing a thing..

bandskilledthefangirl:

I’m uh… I’m doing a thing..

Apr 23
cjle:

Blink-182 graffiti in Managua, Nicaragua (2012)

cjle:

Blink-182 graffiti in Managua, Nicaragua (2012)

Apr 23

diyoki:

"I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away."

Apr 22

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

Apr 22

‘Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’ ‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected. ‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interrupting bastard. ‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. ‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’ I was kind of crying by then.

Apr 22

papaya-war:

whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt

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Apr 22

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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Apr 22
gerardgayofficial:

your memory will carry on

gerardgayofficial:

your memory will carry on